(Source: potahoes, via danielsaan)
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As soon as i read the first sentence all i could think of was: “I’M A FUCKING WALKING PARADOX.” I didn’t read the rest. Sorry not sorry.
Me fucking too haha
(Source: smashinghumans)
| Mirror: | you look cute today |
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| Camera: | lol no |
| Instagram filters: | I got you |
(Source: ohcorny, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
(via rolandthereject)
i just want a sexy aussie to give me a lap dance
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
(Source: jo--harvelle, via lolcatsandtacobell)
(via im-mortvl)
| plot twist: | yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option. |
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I just…………aopdfhovaidjhoifha9oihgoiawdhpofiuhapwhfpoaiuhwfdpoiu
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stoppppp i can’t take it anymore
(Source: screwedup)
